I'd have to say -- public sex outside a bar here in Kansas City. We were kinda drunk, this girl and I, and we were having the best night.She shoved me into trees, brought me jello shots she ate out of my chest.. Before we went to the next bar, she called me over in front of my car with a sexy little finger wiggle."I wanna get nasty with you, baby," she said to me.How's a nice girl like me supposed to refuse such a tempting offer like that?As it happens, we had a couple of condoms and we were both horny enough to go.Problem: when your friends find you fucking the girl you're seeing out in public for the first time.Oh well. Just another day in the life of this equal opportunity slut. See you in the chat, sexy.
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